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Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
Be A Girl With A Mind. A Woman With Attitude And A Lady With Class.
There’s nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
Don’t do homework save paper! 😛
Love is being stupid together.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Chemistry Is You Touching My Mind And It Setting My Body On Fire.
Available when getting WiFi Network !!
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
The Best Feelings When You Look At Her & She Is Already Staring.
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.
To be challenged is inevitable to be defeated is optional.
(Bell symbol) Engineering
Mans are many but money is money 😀
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity 😀
The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all.
We must become the change we want to see.
Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.
Love in your heart wasn’t put there to stay Love isn’t loving until you give it away.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other
Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – to all of life’s problems.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Girls Express Their Feelings Via Tears. Boys Express Their Feelings Via Beers.
My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 😀
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when it’s over the baby. Cause I was there from the start.
A smile is a light in the window of your face to show your heart is at home.
Love conquers all things
Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two!
Happy on the outside, but simply dying on the inside.
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
When You Love Someone, You Just Do. There Are No Buts, No Maybes And No Whys.
After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F.
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
When I Dream, I Dream Of You. Maybe One Day, Dreams Will Come True Because I Really Love You.
OF COURSE! Talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
Even If We Can’t Be Together, In The End, I’M Glad That You Were A Part Of My Life.
It Takes Two Special People, To Make A Loving Pair. There’S A Joy Just Being Around You, A Feeling I Love To Share.
Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
A good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms, and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
Don’t forget to love yourself.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. 😉
If you don’t care, stop talking about it.
I feel like an Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate!
Happiness Is Falling Asleep Next To You And Waking Up Thinking I’M Still In My Dreams.
I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
All you need is love.
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it.
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
I may be wrong… but I Doubt it!
I’m not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I’ll be smart enough to let you go.
The stone that the builder refused, will always be the head cornerstone.
Falling In Love Is Only Half Of I Want, Staying In Love With You For Till Forever Is The Other.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
My heart told me it’s definitely you!
I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady, not a dog.
I Missing Someone Right Now And That Someone Is You.
I used to be an atheist, But then I realized I’m God.
There is nothing more amazing but women’s brain!
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
It’s amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
As soon go kindle fire with snow As seek to quench the fire of love with words.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
If you don’t care, Stop talking about it!
The most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number 😀
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7 😛 😀
Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.
Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. 😉
Love Is Like A Rubber Band Held At Both Ends By Two People When One Leaves It Hurts The Other.
And When I Love You, I Realized, I Have Never Truly Loved Anyone. I Realized, I Never Will Truly Love Anyone The Way I Love You.
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
I Don’T Want To Lose This Feeling. If I Could Choose A Place To Die, It Would Be In Your Arms.
I learn from the mistakes of others.. to whom I have given advice to.
Save water drink beer.
I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
The Best Way To Get A Woman’S Heart Is To Give Her Yours.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
Let Fools Chase The World… I only want you 😉
Kiss Me, And You May See Stars, Love Me And I Will Give Them To You
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Knowing Is Not Enough… We Must Apply, Willing Is Not Enough… We Must Do
Don’t TRUST too much, don’t LOVE too much, don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much!
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything
You Do Most Adorable Things Without Realizing.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Hey there! I’m using cocaine 😀
Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
Only Surround Yourself With People Who Will Lift You Higher
Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you how its played.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Love Never Crossed My Mind Until The Day I Met You.
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice 😉 😀
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook.
It’s not my attitude it’s my style!
Everybody’s online, except the one you actually want.
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.
I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
Age Has Been The Perfect Fire Extinguisher For Flaming Youth.
You more often recognize your inadequacies rather than your strengths.
Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
Cant walk… vehicles only!
God always answers your prayers, sometimes the answers just NO.
If you have to think before spending money on anything, you’re not rich enough
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
You’re The Kind Of Person I Wanna Be With When I Want To Be Alone.
I am a fish out of the water without YOU!
Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon 🙂
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
To her, I’m invisible. but to me, she is all I can see.
Attitude Is Like A Price Tag, It Shows How Valuable You Are.
Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries. 🙂
No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life!
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
I smile… Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
It Takes Millions of People To Make The World, But Mine Is Completed With 1 And Its You.
Rules aren’t followed by me, I make themselves for ME!
All Our Dreams Can Come True – If We Have The Courage To Pursue Them.
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do!
Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws or your rejection of the natural laws.
Sometimes I Look At You And Wonder How You Can Be So Cute All The Time.
I’M Sorry My Fault. I Forgot You’Re An Idiot.
Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.
Read books instead of reading my status!
I’m too busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
Let me hurt your face, maybe I got a little relief by doing this.
I am not virgin, My life f**ks me every day.
A girl’s heart is like an ocean full of secrets.
Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
It takes a long time to grow young.
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. 😛
Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Distance is sucking… My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
How others see you, is not important… How you see yourself means everything.
I’M A Nobody, Nobody Is Perfect, Therefore I’M Perfect
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Hey there! You’re using WhatsApp!
A pair of star-crossed lovers.
Though an old man I am but a young gardener.
There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE!
My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.
Don’t Take My Kindness As A Sign Of Weakness.
My Love Doesn’T Sleep, It Keeps On Looking For You With Its Eyes Open.
I love to walk in fog because nobody knows I am smoking.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
You’re already a successful person. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
A joy shared is a joy doubled.
Life is to Taste, not to Waste!
I’m only selfish when it comes to you.
Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life.
I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.
It’S Amazing How Stupid You Can Be When You Are In Love.
If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong with YOU.
Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.
I need a Google in my mind 🙂 and an Anti-virus in my heart.
Affliction is often that thing which prepares an ordinary person for some sort of an extraordinary destiny.
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😛
I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE won’t able to find you.
Forget The Butterflies, I Feel The Whole Zoo When I Am With You.
If A Hug Tell How Much I Love You, I Would Hold You In My Arms Forever.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Do all things with love.
I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun.
True Romance Isn’T Romeo And Juliet Who Died Together But Grandma And Grandpa Who Grew Old Together.
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
God was showing off when He created you.
Love Is When You Look Into Someone’S Eyes And See Everything You Need.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Hey there! be there.
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart.
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love, it is the prerogative of the brave.
Dream is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
I’M In My Bed, You’Re In Your Bed. One Of Us Is In The Wrong Place.
My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 😀
Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from the teacher!
If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
Action should culminate in wisdom.
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
He who cannot love must learn to flatter.
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.
Kiss me until I fall a sleep.
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
Status is coming soon 😀
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.’
It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
Attitude Is Like Underwear- Don’T Show It Just Wore It.
The road to success is always under construction.
Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.
It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost Than Never To Have Loved At All.
Find Out What You Like Doing Best And Get Someone To Pay You For Doing It.
I Am Not A Spider-Man Nor A Superman, However, I Am Superhero For My Girl Friend!
Sometimes You Have To Know When To Stop Hoping
When nothing goes right… Go left!
So glad to know that you’re having fun, especially without me.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
Take it easy – But take it!
A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
I love to do the things the censors won’t pass.
I might as well call you Google because you have everything that I am looking for.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Stop! Status under construction 😀
Young men want to be faithful, and are not, old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe in my mean behavior.
I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.
Every mother on earth gave birth to a child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!
All would live long, but none would be old.
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
Life is nothing without friendship.
(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China 😀
Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
Friendship’s the wine of life.
Yes, I m single, & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it. 😉
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
My Parents Should Be Proud Of Me Because I’M Addicted To Facebook Not To Drugs!
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed!
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys and dividing our grief.
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion.
Everyone Says U Fall In Love Only Ones, But I Fall Daily With The Same Person.
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.
I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.
No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
Love Is Knowing That Someone Is Always Be There For You.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME… I’ll LAUGH AT YOU.
I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
Silence is a girl’s loudest cry. :'(
Falling In Love With You Is The Second Best Thing In The World. Finding You Is The First.
I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship – never.
Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance.
I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.
My Personality Is Who I Am And My Attitude Depends On Who You Are!
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
A smiling face doesn’t mean a smiling heart!
There isn’t a person anywhere who isn’t capable of doing more than he thinks he can.
Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do.. but how much love we put in that action.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study 🙂
It’s better living in the zoo than living with you.
Anger is temporary madness.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated. 😀
I am totally in the hands of the Lord.
Perfect boyfriend: Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 😛
My Spelling Of Love Is Just Different I Know So Move On.
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
I don’t hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Your Attitude Belongs To You And It’S Your Choice If You Want To Have A Good One.
Let Me Love You If Not For The Rest Of Your Life Then For The Rest Of Mine.
What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
Of course, I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my @ss!
Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.
Be yourself! You’re not born to impress anyone.
Never apologize for being you.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
Arguing with a fool proves there are two.
I love to walk in fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.
I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
Don’t Judge My Past, Look At My Present, I Am Sure My Future Is Really Rocking.
If you love me raise your hand & you don’t then raise your standard.
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
Relations are not exams so why cheat? 🙁
I Hate The Moment When Suddenly My Anger Turns Into Tears
YOUR dream is to have an iPhone 10 but poor peoples their dreams are to go to school.
I Never Insult People I Only Tell Them What They R.
If you can dream it, you can achieve it.
Give me my heart back!
I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.
All men, even the surliest are influenced by affection.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.
I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
I Hate Waiting. But If Waiting Means Being Able To Be With You, I’ll For As Long As Forever To Be With You.
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities
Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine 😉
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
History is made at night. A character is what you are in the dark.
A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Meeting You Was Fate, Becoming Your Friend Was A Choice, But Falling In Love With You Was Beyond My Control.
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart.
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
The More You Hide Your Feeling For Someone. The More You Fall For Them.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Celebrate all the things you don’t like about yourself – love yourself.
It’s easier to find excuses than to find courage.
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
Love is a great beautifier.
When people talk behind my back Remember it is the best position to kiss my a**.
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.
Wanna Hug Yuh Soo Tight…That Even Air Couldn’T Fill The Space Between Us.
Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
When words fail, tears speak.
Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. 🙁
True Love Doesn’t Just Fill Your Heart, It Overflows Into Your Whole Body And Soul.
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
Born to express not to impress.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me 🙂
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
I don’t have time to hate people, who hate me because I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
Hey there! I am using Hamam soap!
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
I Smile Like An Idiot When I’M Talking To You. Doesn’T Matter If It’S A Person Or Through Text Or Anything Else. I Just Smile Because It’S You.
I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imaginations.
Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.
A time to love, and a time to hate, a time of war, and a time of peace.
I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom
No matter how much I try to forget you, you’ll always be a part of me.
Find a way, not an excuse!
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
With women, the heart argues, not the mind.
I did what I like, I don’t care what you think?
Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
I always advise people never to give advice.
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me 😛
Silent people have the loudest minds.
She takes your hand, I die a little… 🙁
The only limitations in life are the limitations you put on yourself.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Sometimes I feel like giving up, then I remember I have a lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. 😀
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
At a touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 🙂
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
You’Re Just Too Cute If Only You Were Mine.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
The person you love is 72.8% water.
Flip the coin.. head I am yours, tail you are mine. 🙂
The Way To Love Anything Is To Realize That It May Be Lost.
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
My Level Of Maturity Is Depends On Who I’M With
Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.
Don’t take life too seriously because you’ll never get out alive.
God is not interested in your art but, your heart.
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
Your Voice For Me Is Better Than All My Favorite Songs.
My life is open book but I don’t allow everyone to read it.
Do You Want To Judge Me? Please Take A Look At You!
Since You’ve Been Around I Smile A Lot More Than I Use To.
I Am Not Made Or Unmade By The Things Which Happen To Me But My Reaction To Them.
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.
The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
People Say I Have A Dirty Mind, But I’M Say Its Just Creative!
Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
“370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
I Wanna Be The One Your “Ex” Will Hate, Your Mom Dad Will Love, And The One You’Ll Never Forget.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
The Only Disability In Life Is A Bad Attitude.
Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it!
No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
I’m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.
Unconditional Love Isn’t A Weakness. Its A Strength That Will Lead You Forever!
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However I am the superhero for my women!
I say this; I say that what the hell you want to listen to me?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Hey there! WhatsApp is using me.
True Love Is When He Does Little Things For You Before You Ask.
I want to die young at a ripe old age.
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One Day, I Caught My Self Smiling Without No Reason, Then I Realized I Was Thinking Of You.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you!
When I ask you to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything I’m trying to say to you.
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.
Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself.
I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Live your life and forget your age.
Love Is When You Look Into Someone’s Eye And See Everything You Ever Need.
The Best Feeling Is When You Look At The Falling In Love Is Only Half Of I Want, Staying In Love With You For Till Forever Is The Other.
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
Being Someone’S First Love May Be Great But To Be Their Last Is Beyond Perfect.
I’m a good boy with bad habits 😛
When I See You, I Just Smile & Say ” My Day Is Perfect “.
Everyone Says You Only Fall In Love Once, But That’S Not True. Every Time I Hear Your Voice I Fall In Love All Over Again.
Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
Can’t WhatsApp, only calls!
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Friends Make The Bad Times Good… And The Good Times Unforgettable.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will.
A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
To remain young while growing old is the highest blessing.
Love hath made thee a tame snake.
Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I don’t need to dream, I got you!
Music is my escape from the bullshit in life.
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love, this is the eternal rule.
Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
Aging is not ‘lost youth’ but a new stage of opportunity and strength.
When I miss you, I read our old messages. :’)
I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Love Is Of All Passions The Strongest, For It Attacks Simultaneously The Head, The Heart, And The Senses.
For God’s sake hold your tongue, and let me, love.
A Hundred Hearts Would Be Too Few To Carry All My Love For You.
You’re The Smile On My Face And The Beat To My Heart.
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
See you in another life 😉
Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition!
Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
I Was Born Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
You Can Push Them Away, But People Who Really Love You Will Always Choose To Stay.
Love does not dominate, it cultivates.
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.
Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
You’Re The Best Thing I Never Knew Needed.
The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren’t there.
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
Pillow is my best hair stylist – Waiting for better tomorrow!
An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
Smile today, cry tomorrow. Read this every day!
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
I without you is like Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire 😀
I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
Respecting women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is.
Hey WhatsApp, I’m using you!
Someone Asked Me, How’S Life? I Just Smiled & Replied, She’S Fine.
Love gives itself, it is not bought.
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
Friends are the sunshine of life.
Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance 😀
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
Anything with you means everything to me.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment.
Hatred can be overcome only by love.
When I was born. The devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
Love comfort like sunshine after rain.